We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There are leaves in my underwear?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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