I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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