What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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