New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I need moral support for this bender
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
