how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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