Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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