Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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