Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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