Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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