the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Do vagina's smell?
My balls are so social today.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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