508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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