haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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