So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I have tasted many bathrooms
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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