btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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