Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She tied me up with her honor cords...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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