why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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