well you can't waste a boner
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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