Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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