OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
be right there i have to get my cape
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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