the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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