just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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