Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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