well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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