I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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