I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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