You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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