Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You smell like stripper and shame
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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