what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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