After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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