The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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