oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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