just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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