What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
FUCK WHALES
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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