Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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