Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He is an equal opportunity slut.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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