i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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