Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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