just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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