dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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