yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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