Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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