I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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