hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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