Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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