You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
