At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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