But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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