you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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