I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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