scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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