Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I puked a lego.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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