what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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