Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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