I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
i think im in europe. pls send help
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